It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
That’s the opposite of a problem
I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"
The look in his face.
Props to my 6 year old self for calling out bullshit at an early age.
the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
when you correct the teacher
Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself
And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
Thank you for this english teacher
Thank you so fucking much.
will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
the juxtaposition between ray romanoes family and david beckhams family
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”